Saturday, April 13, 2013

PostAWeek 14: PWNED Fiction – The Cop and the Cultist pt 2 By David “Blasphemest Mistake” Dysart


PostAWeek 14: PWNED Fiction – The Cop and the Cultist pt 2
By David “Blasphemest Mistake” Dysart


The Cop and the Cultist
1.  MUSIC: [A-1]         PROGRAM THEME--UP. Establish. CONTINUE UNDER.
2*  ANNOUNCER:           Greetings again, PostAWeek readers. As always, everyone here thanks you for your superb choice in fiction content. This week, we rejoin our mysterious protagonist, Barack Aschner in a flashback from earlier that day from the post http://tiny.cc/PostAWeek4. Enjoy this week’s content!
3.  MUSIC: [B-2]         ACTION THEME--UP FULL. FADE.
SCENE TWO:  INT. CAR - DAY
     (Vocla, Barack)
1.  MUSIC: FLASHBACK JINGLE
2. SOUND:                CAR ENGINE. BUMPS WHILE DRIVING
3. Vocla:                So you don’t think I know what you are?
4. Barack:               What are ya goin on about now, you psychopath.
5. Vocla:                You think you’re so clever not using your powers. Thinking I won’t feel who you are.
6. Barack:               And who am I, buddy?
7. Vocla:                Barachiel
8. Barack:               ...
9. Vocla:                Nothing to say, angel?
10. Barack:              Well, you’re close. It’s Barack. And sure, I might be square, but you’re the one goin’ behind bars. Ha!
11. Vocla:               Yes, play dumb, but soon, you will have no choice but to show me yourself. The horrid creature that plagues this realm.
12. Barack:              If you wanted to get more well-acquainted with me, you just had to say, pal. I can pull over and shut that yap of yours up.
13. Vocla:               Haha. Very amusing. A celestial being would never stoop to such resorts.
14. SOUND:               CAR SCREECHING. DOOR OPENS (X2). SHORT STRUGGLE. WEIGHT FALLS TO THE DIRT.
15. Vocla:               Umph!
16. Barack:              Wow, I guess I really had to stand on those brakes. Looks like it might have broken your nose.
17. Vocla:               Ha, no such luck for you, you blasphemest mistake!
18. Barack:              Hmm, let me fix that error.
19. SOUND:               CLOTHES RUFFLING. HARD SMACK (X2) AND DROP BACK TO THE DIRT.
20. Barack:              Well, there you go. Better now.
21. WALLA-WALLA:         GURGLED LAUGHING
22. SOUND:               LIGHTNING CRACK
23. Barack:              How in the world. There wasn’t a single cloud.
24. Vocla:               The day of the angel. The rule of man. The supremacy of your creator is coming to an end, filth.
25. SOUND:               RAIN DROPS START. ACIDIC BURNING.
26. Barack:              Aaahhhh!!!!!!
27  ANNOUNCER:           And that concludes yet another exciting and suspenseful edition of... The Cop and the Cultist! Stay tuned every PostAWeek and enjoy the regularly scheduled content until we return for more intrigue... more danger... more Cop and the Cultist!






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Game of Thrones (Finally)

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Clara: You've posted the Cop and the Cultist before?
The Doctor: Yes, I posted a long time ago on the fourth PostAWeek.






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