Friday, February 1, 2013

PostAWeek 4: PWNED Fiction – The Cop and the Cultist 1


PostAWeek 4: PWNED Fiction – The Cop and the Cultist 1
By David “I Am So Voicing this Announcer” Dysart


The Cop and the Cultist
1.  MUSIC: [A-1]         PROGRAM THEME--UP. Establish. CONTINUE UNDER.
2*  ANNOUNCER:           Hello PostAWeek readers, and welcome to the first edition of PWND Fiction content. Today we will be delving into the depths of the mystical: the fantastical: the twisted world of the occult. Enjoy the world and wonder from the mind that brought you the “The Supernatural Handicap Battle Royal of the Century Christmas Party Spectacular”...
3.  MUSIC: [B-2]         ACTION THEME--UP FULL. FADE.
SCENE ONE:  INT. BED AND BREAKFAST - NIGHT
     (Pearl, Hank, Barack)
1.  sound:               Rain beats on building. Papers shuffling on counter
2.  Pearl:               Hank, Dear. I think someone’s at the door.
3.  Hank:                (YELL) Well, come on in already! We’re open. Don’t go being shy.
4.  SOUND:               Door swings open heavily (rain getting louder). Door by being thrown shut. heavy and wet footsteps on wood flooring
5. Hank:                 Why, hello there, stranger. We’ve got a room to rent if you are looking to dry off.
6. Pearl:                Hot showers and warm blankets too!
7. Barack:               Ya, I need a room for the night. Has anyone else been checking in tonight?
8. Hank:                 Nope, you’re the first today. With the rain though, I wouldn’t be surprised if we got another or two.
9. Pearl:                Well, we can’t be taking many more now. This fine gentleman makes what, six now?
10. SOUND:               SMALL BELL CHIME. GUN BEING HALF-PULLED FROM A HOLSTER. SOFT MEOW
11. Hank:                Hey, hey, hey! We don’t want no trouble.
12. Barack:              Sorry, I’m just a bit on edge. A mudslide took my police cruiser off the road.
13. Hank:                (SUSPICIOUS) So you’re a cop?
14. Barack:              Yeah.
15. SOUND:               GUN REHOUSTERED. WALLET PULLED FROM COAT POCKET.
16. Barack:              Here’s my badge.
17. Hank:                You’re hand’s pretty torn up there, Barack Aschner. You good?
18. SOUND:               WALLET BACK INTO COAT POCKET
19. Barack:              ... Yeah, just don’t go outside. It’s dangerous.
20. Hank:                ... On account of all of the mud sliding... Here’s your key.
21. SOUND:               KEYS JINGLE
22. Hank:                You’ll be in room four. Just up the stairs and to your right
23. SOUND                BOOT STEPS AGAIN. STAIRS GROANING
24. Pearl:               That’s funny.
25. Hank:                That dandy white flower in his lapel?
26. Pearl:               Oh, dear, no! There ain’t any hills in the area though. Where did the mudslide come from?
27. Hank:                It’s all right honey. I think he has just had a long night.
28. SOUND                DOOR CLOSES IN THE DISTANCE
29. Announcer:           And that brings a conclusion to our first week of PWND Fiction content right here and only here on the PostAWeek. If you’re enjoying your textio drama from somewhere else, then it isn’t David Dysart. Please join us next month for the exciting next installment of... The Cop and the Cultist!


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