PostAWeek 4: PWNED Fiction – The Cop and the Cultist 1
By David “I Am So Voicing
this Announcer” Dysart
The Cop and the Cultist
1. MUSIC: [A-1] PROGRAM THEME--UP. Establish. CONTINUE
UNDER.
2* ANNOUNCER: Hello PostAWeek readers, and welcome
to the first edition of PWND Fiction content. Today we will be delving into the
depths of the mystical: the fantastical: the twisted world of the occult. Enjoy
the world and wonder from the mind that brought you the “The Supernatural Handicap
Battle Royal of the Century Christmas Party Spectacular”...
3. MUSIC: [B-2] ACTION THEME--UP FULL. FADE.
SCENE ONE: INT. BED AND BREAKFAST - NIGHT
(Pearl, Hank, Barack)
(Pearl, Hank, Barack)
1. sound: Rain beats on building. Papers
shuffling on counter
2. Pearl: Hank, Dear. I think someone’s at
the door.
3. Hank: (YELL) Well, come on in already!
We’re open. Don’t go being shy.
4. SOUND: Door swings open heavily (rain
getting louder). Door by being thrown shut. heavy and wet footsteps on wood
flooring
5. Hank: Why,
hello there, stranger. We’ve got a room to rent if you are looking to dry off.
6. Pearl: Hot
showers and warm blankets too!
7. Barack: Ya,
I need a room for the night. Has anyone else been checking in tonight?
8. Hank: Nope,
you’re the first today. With the rain though, I wouldn’t be surprised if we got
another or two.
9. Pearl: Well,
we can’t be taking many more now. This fine gentleman makes what, six now?
10. SOUND: SMALL
BELL CHIME. GUN BEING HALF-PULLED FROM A HOLSTER. SOFT MEOW
11. Hank: Hey,
hey, hey! We don’t want no trouble.
12. Barack: Sorry,
I’m just a bit on edge. A mudslide took my police cruiser off the road.
13. Hank: (SUSPICIOUS)
So you’re a cop?
14. Barack: Yeah.
15. SOUND: GUN
REHOUSTERED. WALLET PULLED FROM COAT POCKET.
16. Barack: Here’s
my badge.
17. Hank: You’re
hand’s pretty torn up there, Barack Aschner. You good?
18. SOUND: WALLET
BACK INTO COAT POCKET
19. Barack: ...
Yeah, just don’t go outside. It’s dangerous.
20. Hank: ...
On account of all of the mud sliding... Here’s your key.
21. SOUND: KEYS
JINGLE
22. Hank: You’ll
be in room four. Just up the stairs and to your right
23. SOUND BOOT
STEPS AGAIN. STAIRS GROANING
24. Pearl: That’s
funny.
25. Hank: That
dandy white flower in his lapel?
26. Pearl: Oh,
dear, no! There ain’t any hills in the area though. Where did the mudslide come
from?
27. Hank: It’s
all right honey. I think he has just had a long night.
28. SOUND DOOR
CLOSES IN THE DISTANCE
29. Announcer: And
that brings a conclusion to our first week of PWND Fiction content right here
and only here on the PostAWeek. If you’re enjoying your textio drama from
somewhere else, then it isn’t David Dysart. Please join us next month for the
exciting next installment of... The Cop and the Cultist!
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